The Professor
$20
(Tequila Old Fashioned)
Cincoro Añejo Tequila, Agave Syrup, Mexican Chocolate, Regan's Orange Bitters
Table of Elements
Caffeine Compound
$16
(Espresso Martini)
Vodka, Espresso, Coffee Liqueur
+ Bourbon Crème $2
Smoked Old Fashioned
$16
(Smoky Old Fashioned)
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, House Bitters, Syrup, Smoked to Order
Peach Combustion
$16
(Bourbon Peach Old Fashioned)
Bourbon, Peach Syrup, Angostura Bitters
Southern Joule
$14
(Long Island Iced Tea)
Benchmark Whiskey, Iced Tea, Peach Syrup
Foreign Isotope
$18
(French 125)
Rémy Martin VSOP, Brut Champagne, Lemon Juice, Sugar Rim
Critical Mass
$16
(Sidecar)
Cognac, Lemon Juice, Gran Gala Orange Liqueur, Sugar Rim
Chain Reaction
$14
(Ranch Water)
Corazón Tequila, Lime Juice, Soda Water
Grad Student
$16
(Mango Lemon Drop Martini)
Vodka, Mango Purée, Lemon Juice, Gran Gala Orange Liqueur, Simple Syrup
The Catalyst
$16
(Cadillac Margarita)
Reposado Tequila, Grand Gala, Lime Juice, Agave Syrup
Salt or Tajín Rim
Citrus Reaction
$16
(Grand Lemon Drop)
Tito’s Vodka, Grand Gala, Simple Syrup, Lemon, Sugar Rim, Lemon Twist
Peach Phosphorus
$16
(Peach Grapefruit Tequila Sour)
Blanco Tequila, Peach Purée, Lime Juice, Grapefruit Juice, Honey, Tajín Rim
Ionic Breeze
$14
(Mojito)
Rum, Mint, Lime, Soda
Flavors: Strawberry, Mango, Watermelon, or Classic
Lab Coat
$16
(Passionfruit Tequila Sour)
Corazón Blanco Tequila, Passion Fruit Purée, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup
Event Horizon
$18
(Citrus Watermelon Tequila Sour)
Cincoro Blanco Tequila, Fresh Watermelon, Orange & Lime Juice, Agave Syrup, Tajín Rim
The Element
$16
(Grand 75)
Grand Gala, Fresh Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Champagne
Mules: H³C Series
$14
(Tito’s Vodka, Ginger Beer, Mint)
Add-on Flavors: Strawberry, Blueberry, Watermelon, Passion Fruit, Mango
Molecular Mule #12
$14
Gin, Ginger Beer, Lime Juice, Mint
Molecular #13
$14
Corazón Blanco Tequila, Ginger Beer, Grapefruit Juice, Mexican Chocolate Bitters, Mint
Green Tea
$10
Whiskey, Lemon, Lime, Soda
Lemon Drop
$10
Vodka, Sugar Rim, Lemon
Mexican Candy
$10
Tequila, Watermelon Purée, Cranberry & Pineapple Juice
White Tea
$10
Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Lemon, Lime, Soda
Royal Smoke
$10
Benchmark Whiskey, Cranberry & Pineapple Juice
Buttery Nipple
$10
Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream, Bentley's Butterscotch
Champagne
Moët & Chandon Imperial
$175
Luc Belaire Rare Luxe
$150
Chandon Brut
$120
Beau Joie Sugar King Demi Sec
$325
Moët & Chandon Demi-Sec
$350
Veuve Clicquot Rich
$250
Red Wine
Justin Cabernet Sauvignon
$12 / $65
Unshackled Red Blend (California)
$10 / $60
Four Graces Pinot Noir
$68
Market West Est. 1978 Pinot Noir
$55
“You Had Me at California” Merlot
$60
Smith & Hook Cabernet
$59
White, Rosé & Moscato
Archetype Sauvignon Blanc
$45
Robert Mondavi Chardonnay
$50
Studio by Miraval Rosé
$9 / $58
Eroica Riesling
$12 / $55
Wente Chardonnay
$9 / $50
Chloe Pinot Grigio
$9 / $48
Ruffino Moscato D’Asti
$9 / $45
Silver Gate Vineyard Moscato
$12 / $42
Ste. Michelle Riesling
$8 / $38
Ste. Michelle Chardonnay
$8 / $38
Prosecco
La Marca Prosecco
$9 / $44
Domestics
Coors Light, Miller Lite, Yuengling Lager, Michelob Ultra
Imports
Modelo Especial, Modelo Negra, Corona Extra, Corona Premier, Dos XX, Guinness Stout, Heineken
Specialty & Craft
Shiner Bock, Blue Moon, Revolver Blood & Honey, Angry Orchard Hard Cider, New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Juicy IPA, Twisted Tea, Sun Cruiser Vodka Tea, Manhattan Project Half Life Hazy IPA
Draft
Miller Lite, Modelo Especial, Blue Moon, Shiner Bock, Dos Equis
Non-Alcoholic
Iced Tea (Sweet or Unsweetened)
Lemonade
Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Ginger Ale
Bottled Water
Heineken 0.0 (Alcohol-Free)
Zero Proof Fusion Mocktails
$8
Piña
Coconut Cream, Pineapple Juice, Lime & Lemon Juice, Topped with Topo Chico
Blueberry
Blueberry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Agave, Topped with Topo Chico
Blackberry Mint Limeade
Fresh Blackberries, Blackberry Syrup, Fresh Lime Juice, Mint Simple, Sparkling Water
Choice of corn or flour 3-inch tortillas, topped with fresh onion, cilantro, and Cotija cheese. Served with your choice of red salsa or avocado salsa. Shrimp $20 | Beef $18 | Chicken $16
Sautéed shrimp, sweet peppers, and spinach, finished with Cajun Alfredo sauce, melted mozzarella, and fresh pico de gallo.
Pepperoni, sausage, canadian bacon, seasoned beef.
Classic pepperoni with bold marinara on a crispy flatbread.
Crispy golden crust, house red sauce, melted mozzarella. A Classic, elevated.
Crisp romaine lettuce tossed in creamy Caesar dressing with shaved parmesan and crunchy croutons.
Lettuce, tomato, Cajun mayo. Served with fries. Cheese +$1 | Bacon +$3
¼ lb brisket chuck patty stacked with lettuce, tomato, grilled onions, pickles, and chipotle mayo. Add cheese +$1.00 · Add bacon +$3.00. Served with fries
6 breaded wings, waffle, butter, syrup.
Beef sausage sautéed with sweet peppers in a creamy Cajun Alfredo sauce, served with garlic butter toast.
Slow-smoked oxtail, hand-rolled with seasoned cabbage and onions, flash-fried to crispy perfection. Served with our signature Jamaican ranch.
Grilled lamb chops served with mashed potatoes and Mint Dijon sauce.
Crispy salmon bites served with seasoned fries and our house-made rémoulade.
3-cheese sauce, peppers, breadcrumbs, green onion.
Crispy, jumbo breaded shrimp fried to perfection—served with seasoned fries, creamy coleslaw, and dipping sauce.
Two seasoned, golden-fried catfish strips served with seasoned fries, creamy coleslaw, and house sauce.
Served with strawberries with a chocolate sauce.
Crispy golden egg rolls filled with warm spiced peaches, rolled in cinnamon sugar, and served with a side of vanilla glaze—Southern comfort wrapped and ready to dip. Served with Ice Cream.
A warm, decadent whiskey-infused cake draped in buttery toffee glaze, crowned with toasted pecans, and finished with a touch of cream.
(Available Saturdays & Sundays 11AM – 4PM)
Mimosa Carafes
$25
Classic Orange · Pineapple · Strawberry · Mango · Watermelon
Individual Mimosas
$8
Fresh juice & champagne (Orange · Pineapple · Mango)
The Day Party Bellini
$11
Peach Purée + Sparkling Wine
Smoke & Soul Bloody Mary
$13
Tito’s Vodka, House Bloody Mary Mix, Tajín Rim, Olive, Pepper & Lime
French 75
$14
Gin, Fresh Lemon, Simple Syrup, Topped with Bubbly
Cognac Coffee Martini
$14
Cognac, Coffee Liqueur, Espresso, Creamy Finish